Fear towards clowns

We asked Mr. Alfonso Meza some questions about clowns and thing related to them. To start with, Mr. Alfonso told us that clowns aren’t precisely his favorite thing in the whole world. He does think that the fear towards them is very bad “I think I have that fear” were his exactly words.

He also commented that he can’t choose a favorite type of clown because every type is creepy in it own way, so as to continue with the topic we differed the questions to a different focus but still related to clowns. The famous clown’s drawings were our starting point to these questions. “Actually I feel really uncomfortable looking at those kinds of drawings; they are just creepy and awkward”   Mr. Alfonso also told us that he wouldn’t be able to see a movie about clowns but that the movie “Eso; the clown” was the exception because it was simply silly and completely unreal.

Trying to go deep in his little trauma we asked him for some memories about the possible reason as to why he is so scared of these funny characters, he knew the exactly reason “I used to love clowns when I was a little child , but then one day a very fat clown fell on me and it scared me to death, I think that moments is what triggered the constant fear towards clowns” we thanked him for his time and ended the interview, later we were informed that Mr. Alfonso had to receive an specialist’s help after the interview to finally put an end to this ridiculous fear, according to our interviewee.


-Quetzalli Gutiérrez

The world on two wheels

For this interview I decided to talk with one of my best friends: Rodrigo Diaz Salazar, an Olympic level biker, he has participated in many competitions for almost 6 years so we asked him about his last participation in a biker’s Olympic games.

1.-Hello Rodrigo, first at all I want to thank you for accepting this interview, so you had this important competition and you got first place. ¿How did you feel when they give you your medal?

§ I was very happy and excited because I felt rewarded for my effort

2.-¿Did you have a hard training before the competition?

§You really have no idea *laughs*

3.-¿In what category were you?

§ I was in “Infantil Super Avanzada”

4.-Wow! I like the “super” part *laughs*, Afterwards you had a race at Pachuca, Hidalgo where you got third place ¿Did you feel happy or disappointed of this results?

§I would say I felt both happy and disappointed at the same time, because I got a good place but I feel I could have gotten first place with a little more effort

5.-That’s how a real biker would talk! *smiles*But let’s keep going with the topic, ¿Would there be a race soon?

§Yes, in fact there’s a race at Guanajuato next month *smiles*

6.-Well, good luck then!. But there’s a thing I would like to ask you, ¿What do you like the most about biking? ¿What makes you so passionate about this sport?

§Adrenaline, that’s the only word that can describe what I like about racing

7.-Is there any special comment that your coach has ever made to you?

§There are a lot that I can’t remember *laughs* but there is one I can perfectly remember, he told me: “To prove that you are getting better, when racing you must win with a difference of minutes, not seconds” since then I have been training with much more effort.

8.-That’s a good advice, so ¿Do you plan to keep doing biking until you become a professional?

§Of course! Biking is my passion, I won’t leave it aside *smiles*

With that last question we both said good bye not forgetting to thank him  for his attention


-Quetzalli Gutiérrez

Mexico is lost

If Mexico´s government is already a piece of trash, I really can’t expect something to change with the “smart” candidates who are trying to “make the difference”, not only their proposals are dumb but their way of making them known to the country is also very stupid, the only thing they are doing is arguing with each other and trying to sound like geniuses in front of their voters, which obviously they are not.

During the presidential debate, the candidates were supposed to only answers the questions they were asked and establish their proposals.

 Nevertheless, what did they do? Argue, argue, argue and ignore Nueva Alianza’s candidate, Gabriel Quadri who actually gained some votes because he was the only one who actually answered the questions that were made to him.

 On the other hand Peña Nieto , PRI and Partido Verde´s candidate for presidency gained a lot of votes because he looked very handsome standing there talking bullshit and saying “cute and difficult” words.

The simple idea of people voting for him because he’s handsome it’s plainly stupid, it makes me sick.  Are Mexicans really that ignorant? If we were to choose(and we are) someone who will represent us as a country, we should choose someone capable, intelligent and someone who has good proposals, not just some illiterate man who doesn’t even read and takes advantage of his appearance.

To make it short, Mexicans should choose someone who really would make a change, not just sit in a chair signing documents without reading its contents and if no candidate is good enough all of us should simply null our votes.

All of them! To show the government we are not satisfied with what they present to us and in either case a candidate is still chosen with all the votes nullified, we will know if we are really living in a democracy or not.

Are you going to vote for someone because you like his/her proposals? Or are you going to vote just because you have to? Mexico´s future is in OUR hands, not in theirs.

Sincerely, Y. Quetzalli Gutierrez Ramirez

Watchdogs, hack street lights and even people.

Ubisoft recently released a trailer for their "upcoming" game. The trailer for Watchdogs showed us just a handful of what can be done and interacted with. The main character will be able to hack street lights in order to create chaos to cover his escapes, tap into other people's conversations and even slow time. Combat bumbles around melee combat and gunplay in a 3rd person scenario. At the end of the trailer it was shown that the player can even take control of other people in order to deceive the police or your own enemies.

The release date for this is Q2 2013 and it will be aviable on XBOX360, PS3 and PC. The last will presumably be on the steam platform.

4th special of thatguywiththeglasses promises to surpass all expectatives.

Doug walker (the director behind the 4th year anniversary special of TGWTG) has talked a bit more about what it will be. The premise will be Sci-Fi, with a possible quest for the necronomicon, the special is rumored to last about 2 and a half hours. Doug also said "This special will most likely be the last big scale project for a while, so we wanted to make it as great and epic as possible, it is safe so say that this is going to surpass all expectative"

As for the cast, presumably everyone who was present in the third year anniversary will still be present on this one, with probably a few unknown additions. The Angry video game nerd will most likely not make an appearance, since he was busy making his own film during the shot of the 4th anniversary.

                                                         Let's just hope they don't find ET on their way home.

The release date is set for late June-Early July. And it will be followed by a release of a commentary done by the entire cast.

Fandoms - The Cancer Killing the Internet

Jesus Crhist, how horrifying.

What is a fandom?
First, let's start by drawing a line between "fandom" and "fanbase".
A fanbase consists of people who like something.
A fandom consists of sick bastards who do horrible stuff such as fanfiction, fanart, etc.
Sure, you cand do this stuff without crossing the line, but when you start writing and drawing about the homosexual relationships between the characters of a children's show, there's something wrong.
Fandoms have existed since the dawn of times, when cavemen used to do cave paintings with sexual content about their favorite Kve-dramas and chinese cavetoons. However, the internet is a powerful tool and has made this behavior widespread quickly.

Furry

Seems cute? Not when it's getting fucked up the ass.

Oh god, Furry.

What is a "Furry"? In my own words, Furries are people who are sexually attracted to drawings of anthropomorphic furry animals. Not real animals. That's bestiality and it's on a whole new level.

This goes hand in hand with some of the strongest fandoms (Sonic, Friendship is Magic, Pokemon) and is usually consider its own fandom, because there's tons of fanart and fanfiction with ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL (OC), without any relation to any series. This fandom is always looked down on, and people often try to use different levels and excuses (It doesn't have fur!) to distance themselves from the fandom.

Are you a furry?

Fanfiction

Fanfiction is a very common practice in any fanbase, and surely YOU have also written one sometime. It just consists of writing a story using the characters of a series you like. You can also use real people.

Pretty normal, huh? Not when it's about a Pokemon doing naughty things with icing, or 2 famous Youtube personalities doing homosexual stuff with milk. Seriously, why.

Fanart

You DON'T want to know what's
going on in the rest of the image

Another common practice, no, this is even more common. I am pretty sure EVERYONE has drawn fanart at least once. This is just drawing a character of a series you like. Completely normal stuff. Everything is fun and laughs until someone loses an eye.

This doesn't even have to be sexually explicit to contribute to the cancer killing the internet... 

The Future

9GAG is the cancer killing the internet.

WHY, GOD, WHY.

Don't worry about Furries. Don't worry about Bronies. Don't worry about sexually explicit stories and drawings about children's shows.

That stuff is obscure. That stuff is usually despised. Maybe you haven't seen one of them, maybe you even didn't know about them. Nonetheless, you have surely MUST have seen or heard about memes and The Avengers. Sure, The Avengers may be a cool, brainless action movie. Sure, memes may had seem funny some time ago. HOWEVER! YOU SIMPLY DO NOT DO THIS. 

Almost everyone dislikes furry and explicit fanfics or fanart. But for the average Joe, memes and The Avengers are okay. This makes them widespread. Nowadays, everyday you hear someone shouting out loud "FOREVER ALONE". WHY. Just. Stop it.

And The Avengers? Oh god, they just make plain retarded and pointless comics.

Speaking of plain retarded and pointless, all of this happens on 9GAG. 9GAG IS the cancer killing the internet. Sure, it may have funny pics from time to time, but the users are the worst kind of retarded.

And this stuff just seems to be getting stronger and stronger. May Jesus Christ save us all.

Here's a video version about this stuff.

-Sergio Ávila

Andrew Hussie breaks his wrist. Homestuck to go into a Hiatus.

The author of the famous webcomics "MSPaintadventures" just recently broke his wrist while at a convention, it  was confirmed that this was not caused by any fan, but by Hussie's own absent mind for not noticing a set of stairs. The author stated "Unfortunately, I can't draw with my left hand. The webcomic will have to go into a hiatus for as long as it takes me to get better".

                                           We are going to assume that this was his face when he found out about his wrist.

Andrew also talked about how he will most likely work on the book adaptation for Homestuck while on that timeframe. The third book has been in development since January and the author wants to finish it as soon as possible, he says "It's a refreshing experience, and a new perspective to read Homestuck in".

After a bit of speculation, Hussie's doctor has stated that it will take him about 1 month to fully recover from his wrist damage.